My Random Poet app for iPhone and iPad

Surprising, thoughtful, crazy and fascinating are some of the words that describe this collection of billions of unique one-liners. This premium version app generates entertaining and amazing unique poetic content in real time about everything under the sun - perfect to smile at, think about and share with friends. We dont know the poetic content that will hit your eyes as the words are randomly put together in real time. But we do know that it is unlikely that you will ever see the same grammatically correct sentence twice in your lifetime! It’s extremely easy to create your own unique one-liners, even if you’ve never written one before: just tap the app!

This paid version allows you to make your own collection of unique poetic content and present it with colorful formatting. You can even add your own start words to customize and partly control the random creation process. Share your collection of unique one-liners with friends using SMS, Email, Facebook or Twitter.

Expect the unexpected and make something new. This app is like a book that never ends - and youre the poet/writer.

Here are some examples -->

“At the gates of heaven lies a caveman wearing a jazzy tartan shirt”

“Weird science is a worm of hope breaking with tradition”

“There are a lot of commercial interests involved in a go-go dancer capable of anything”

“The news today were brought to you by a dirty mist shaken by an earthquake”

“My boss is a vampire encouraging insecure women to starve”

“Your mum is a freelance assassin having a shot at life”

“If at first you don’t succeed, try a little ray of sunshine in Kuala Lumpur”

“My greatest hope is a deep sleep of innocence without imagination”

“I am a baby-seal-clubber flirting with Catholicism”

“Horror is a group of musicians attempting to sell a can of fizzy pop”

“Id die if I end my days a blind dog in bed”

“In the future all people will look like a cocktail of champagne and formaldehyde inventing new desires”

“You make me feel like an omnipotent ruler of the universe with a brilliant wardrobe”

“Kindness is a poem expressing horror and humiliation”

“A crap friend is a repulsive person chatting on a mobile phone”